2009's
7th Annual
RUNNING OF THE RATS
(damned right it's happening,
you nay saying critical pukes!)
July 11th!
So you're asking yourself, "What the hell is the Running Of The Rats?" and "Why the hell should I care?"
Well ... here's the short version, presented in bullet points for you mtv-addled short attention span kids:
The RatRun is an all-makes motorsickle poker run established to support the Kyle 'RatBoy' Traynor Memorial Scholarship Fund.
The RatBoy was the best friend, brother, son, and smartass we ever knew. That's why we're here.
We ride a 120 mile or so route, gather cards at each stop, tally the cards and award best and worst hand.
Half the funds generated in the process go directly to the scholarship fund.
The other half is split 70 / 30 between best and worst hand.
Friday the 10th we will have a pre-party and riot at Crappy's Bar. (It ain't so crappy.)
Anyone pre-registered gets in free and can pick up their run materials.
Hanging Hannah and The Mike McClure Band will strum the yahoo sticks Friday night.
RatRun starts at the Frisco Bar in Enid, OK around 9 am on Saturday the 11th of July.
We'll conclude the run at the Fairgrounds for bike games and riots.
Left Foot Sally and ... hell, I'm not sure who else ... will fill your ears Saturday eve!
Sunday the 12th we will have hangovers to suffer and explanations to make.
So, killer, all geared up and interested? Damned right you are!
Just like previous years your $20 pre-registration gets you:
A 100% Cotton Run T-Shirt featuring new and original artwork!
Admission to the pre-party at Crappy's high-end brothel
The aural delight of The infamous Mike McClure Band Friday night!
The run Saturday the 11th
Live music with Left Foot Sally And Cale Lester following the run
A chance to win some damned good cash.
The opportunity to ride with people who do not suck.
Sunburn and possible heatstroke.
Not enough info?
What the hell do you people expect?
FAQ to follow ...
Check back tomorrow. It's not like you were working.
Flyers are HERE.
(so get off my ass
already)
More profane
and insulting humor all too soon!
(Cause that's what you
kids like.)