ratrun

2010's

8th Annual

RUNNING OF THE RATS
(damned right it's happening, you nay saying critical pukes!)

July 10th!

So you're asking yourself, "What the hell is the Running Of The Rats?" and "Why the hell should I care?"

Well ... here's the short version, presented in bullet points for you mtv-addled short attention span kids:

The RatRun is an all-makes motorsickle poker run established to support the Kyle 'RatBoy' Traynor Memorial Scholarship Fund.
The RatBoy was the best friend, brother, son, and smartass we ever knew. That's why we're here.
We ride a 120 mile or so route, gather cards at each stop, tally the cards and award best and worst hand.
Half the funds generated in the process go directly to the scholarship fund.
The other half is split 70 / 30 between best and worst hand.
Friday the 9th we will have a pre-party and riot at Crappy's Bar. (It ain't so crappy.)
Anyone pre-registered gets in free and can pick up their run materials.
The Mike McClure Band and Left Foot Sally will strum the yahoo sticks Friday night.
RatRun starts at the Frisco Bar in Enid, OK around 9 am on Saturday the 10th of July.
We'll conclude the run at the Enid Moose Lodge for bike games, BBQ, live music, and debauchery.
Left Foot Sally and ... hell, I'm not sure who else ... we think Bo Phillips, will fill your ears Saturday eve!
Sunday the 11th we will have hangovers to suffer and explanations to make.
Monday the 12th there will be arraignments and court dates set - you can bail your husbands out then.

So, killer, all geared up and interested? Damned right you are!

But now you're asking yourself, "What do I get?" Yeah, because it's all about you ...

A 100% Cotton Run T-Shirt featuring new and original artwork!
Admission to the pre-party at Crappy's high-end brothel
The aural delight of The infamous Left Foot Sally and something called The Mike McClure Band Friday night!
The run Saturday the 10th
Bike games following - which are always a site to behold!
Live music with Left Foot Sally and Bo Phillips ... following the run
A chance to win some damned good cash.
The opportunity to ride with people who do not suck.
Sunburn and possible heatstroke.
Bragging rights for future barstool arguments.
The ability - no, the right and responsibility - to harass your candy-ass friends who don't go.

Not enough info?

What the hell do you people expect?

Flyers are HERE.
(so get off my ass already)

More profane and insulting humor all too soon!
(Cause that's what you kids like.)